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Welcome to the Wakeboard Art Gallery! I hope you enjoy the works of
these world famous artists. The collection of art gathered here cannot
be matched by the Louvre in Paris, the Prado in Madrid, the National
Gallery in London or any other museum. Most of the paintings reflect
the renaissance look, but Dweebo is a little more realist.
Please sit back, raise your stinky hard working feet, grab a nice cold beer and invite your favorite woman to see some phat art, all in the comfort of your own home (or office). Artist: Luke Mahaney Original Art by Chris Wesley.
"Hoochie Time!"
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Henry's most famous piece just recently sold to an
anonymous bidder
for 22 million dollars. This piece is so moving. It makes me shiver and
want to blow od shaped chunks whenever I see this earth moving piece
that
will most definately be remembered as the most famous piece of art of
the
20th century.
"Eat Shizz" by Don Warren
This art is depicting a young man out having fun wakeboarding until his driver pulls him into a rock....he "ATE SHIZZ"
The artist was me, Michael Jordan (not the basketball player) and I ride with my friends on Lake Allatoona in Georgia just out of Atlanta. I want to say that the image I created came from a session with Gator and Byerly on my boat when Team Wake Tech visisted our ski site (the Atlanta Water Ski Club) back in 1992.
These two pieces were found in Wakezilla's bathroom. Although covered with an unknown white substance, we managed to save the art. Apparently Wakezilla used to love sucking on Wakezillette's banana's while sitting by the sea. Often, Big Rude Raley and Kid KGB would perform stunning and spectacular aerial stunts for their giant, wet, happy buddies. Although Wakezilla has huge hands, he shows fine motor skills and precision that cannot even be copied by the best computer graphics programs.
Artist: Toby
Yeo
Description: Me wakeboarding doing a nuclear glide behind my very nice
pimped out X-2, really sunny day calm water.
Artist: Jamie
Korstrom
Description: Living the wakeboard life. Nice boat, good friends, hot
girls, going huge.
STOLEN FROM THE MUSEE D'ORSAY
This piece is the newest addition to the collection. It
was purchased
from Andrew Lloyd Weber's personal collection for many pounds. So
what's
the story? Ilost Matisse is a famous French wakeboarder known for his
famous
crazy twisty bread flip. After visualizing and attempting this move for
the first time and landing face first, this is what Matisse saw and
thought.
He did two similar paintings. The first one, written in french and thus
having less value read "A merde! Putain, cela m'a fait mal! Mais j'ai
eu
beaucoup de plaisir a l'essayer! Encore, la vache!"
PHOTO STOLEN FROM THE LOUVRE! BUT, THE LEGEND REMAINS...
Although he invented many things, Leonard was a clumsy child. He spent all his time in the boat because he was always hurt. He was very good with his hands. Leonard loved to watch Neil and Al go big in Florida. Leonard just recently passed away after a fatal table tennis accident in Amboise.
If you have a portrait that you think would fit well in the gallery, please do not hesitate to send it to forms@stokecity.ca. I'm always looking for art that will enhance the reputation, atmosphere and collection of art available for public viewing.
